Sunday, June 19, 2005

A Snoopitorial:



I have scanned through numerous blogs regarding the bombings in London. I don’t exactly know why ALL had to repeat what was being aired on the news stations constantly.
Look folks to those that give a shit and I know that is about TWO of you, my take is basically this. These A-rab Terrorists fucks screwed up. You know these jackasses need to take a psychology class. I already know they are a bunch of dumb fucks for blowing themselves up anyway, but they clearly don’t understand basic human behavior.
Now the terrorists would tell you, “look we disrupted their lives, we sent fear to their hearts, and we made them pay for their actions.” No you dumbasses you interrupted a conference on POVERTY IN AFRICA. You think there a few angry African folk right now. With the Prime minister reading his statement the world leaders stood together united and reminded the others that it could have been their country.
These bombings UNITE people idiots.
Also rock stars are pissed now because it stole their thunder and bumped them and their supposed good work eradicating poverty off the front page.
And when you get right down to it, the casualties were minimal. The British were prepared. Also the British are not going to be scared off by a bunch of chicken shit A-rab fucks. These attacks do nothing but create resolve in British and American citizens.
We need to start squeezing the heads of the prisoners in Abu Ghraib for more 411 and exterminate these crazy bastards.
Even liberals will stop being sympathetic of your crazy crusade if you step on their toes and give George more reason to call for more bombs to drop on your turbans.
This is not just a war against Iraq but a war against people trying to kill a way of life that is contrary to their useless lives.
You liberals who sympathize with these punk ass towelheads keep forgetting these fucks would blow your white ass up quicker than you can blink. They are attacking a way of life, not liberals or conservatives, white or black, Catholic or Protestant.
They want us DEAD! ALL OF US.
Remember the alien in Independence Day when asked by the prez can we make peace?
What did the bastard say “NO PEACE”, “DIE!” HELLO IS THIS THING ON!?

mURPHY'S lAW fOR ReDNECKS




If you have a double first name, you wont be able to spell either one of them.
If you convince the sheriff that it's poison oak instead of marijuana, it probably is.
If your latest home improvement project is designing and building a mailbox, it will look like a brick tombstone.
If your picture is hanging in the post office, it will be a perfect likeness.
If you eat with your fork in one hand, it's because you gotta hold your cornbread in the other one.
If your front yard needs mowing, you'll do it when you get around to fixing the lawn mower.
If you want clean your ears, you will buy a package of bobby pins.
If you say you are a songwriter, your true occupation is a truck driver or a construction worker.
If you see shotguns at a shindig, it's a wedding, a family reunion or a combination of both.
If you don't have any empty beer bottles for target practice, you know it's your duty to empty some.
If want to be a NASCAR race driver, the cops will catch you practicing on the Interstate.
If you pledge allegiance to the flag, it will be the flag of the Confederacy
If you have relatives in jail, they were either growing, cooking, or distilling.
If you need a way to get rid of cooties, you can do so by picking and grinning.
If you get slicked up and dressed up, it will be for a special occasion, like a monster truck race or a gun and knife show.
If you can't do something today, youre waiting for the first of the month when the check comes.
For every car you own with wheels on it, you are allowed to have 2-1/2 cars up on cinder blocks.
When you celebrate, it will be tomato planting time, catfish bitin' weather, hog killing time, or openin of rabbit season.
If you get a tan, it will be on your neck, your arms, or your butt crack.
When you kiss a woman, you always remove your toothpick first.
If you own a car, you figure on spending most of your free time trying to get it running.
If hold your nose when singing, you can sound just like your favorite country music star.
If you need a cure for ailments, you will use whiskey, tobacco, kerosene, turpentine or Vicks's salve.
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JUST TOO DAMM UGLY!!


You know people there are just some parts of our great country that you have to avoid.
After recently taking a trip to the Ozarks I came across a disturbingly high volume of really ugly females. I think living in Lawrence has spoiled me. Being a college town with a younger population despite not being on one of the coasts we have a fair amount of attractive females.
But in some of the towns we passed through in Southern Missouri south of Springfield you could not swing a dead cat without running into women who frankly looked like a bad science experiment gone terrible wrong.
There is a reason why you should not shack up with your cousin folks.

Websites who devote themselves to attacking the above statements certainly say things like:

�The problem is that in our society, everything is based an appearance.�

�attractive looking people get more promotions, higher salaries and even better grades in school.�

Some will say Snoop there is a double standard, why are women are held to a much higher standard than men?

Ladies I�m sorry but you have an obligation to society to look your best. I SAID YOUR BEST
Not a freaken supermodel. Some bitch that he most minor flaw in a woman's body or face disqualifies her from being beautiful. This is not true. If your wanting to be a news anchor maybe but shopping a Walmart no.

I saw a quote where that stated: �there are no ugly women, just lazy ones.� I can dig that.
Yes there is a double standard. But ladies it your fault.
Men have been conditioned that if they have enough money or drive a nice enough car and you�re a hot chick they can get you.
Some of you women tolerate fat, smelly, balding, grotesque dudes and hence you lower your standards and go out in public where I have to see you. Think again!

Now in redneckville it makes no damm difference. I use to think that ugly would cancel itself out, by that I mean two ugly people rubbing together would make for a let just say a decent looking baby but not really.
What is more disturbing is upon return to Lawrence I have noticed more of these hillbilly types.
Does your brain systematically cancel these people out when they seem few and far between?

Now some places where ugly is not tolerated EVER is: A server in a restaurant, Airline flight attendant, a Nurse.

Ladies if you find this slightly offensive.......... well.........GOOD.

My state of mind a �visible health� is paramount!

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"Are Negros in the United States united?"

I know most white people could care less except for liberals who see their long standing base eroding as blacks become increasingly aware of "the other political party".
I have said for years and could never understand why blacks voted exclusively democratic. As faith based issues seem to continue to be at the forefront of right wing agendas blacks are waking up and embracing their core values.
Thus black people can no longer be looked upon as monolithic. Bush has quietly made very big strides by getting funds to faith-based organizations because the Republicans have discovered that the black churches are ready to do serious work particularly in "their" communities.
The old style process of the black church being the core of the community, and the republicans have discovered it can work to their advantage.
Republicans have discovered that the morality trumpeted by the evangelical who were so important to their victories in November is shared by the black church community, which has always been conservative on issues regarding personal conduct.
Blacks may have voted for Democratic presidential candidates in the past, chiefly because it was the party that trumpeted an end to racial segregation and discrimination, in words but not in action. However the chief reason was the democratic party was/is the party willing to commit to larger welfare packages.
The Democrats may be on the verge of losing a significant portion of the black vote in the next election. Recall that many Americans voted for the Democrats not because they loved Kerry, but as a result of their disdain for Bush.
Republicans have succeeded in making high political appointments that seem to be free of any racial glue and actually recognize the individual rather than color or sex,
It is odd to see Democratic party chairman Howard Dean in his colorful attacks using terms like "White Mans Club" to describe republicans. It shows the desperation of democrats to use the tactics of the "fear" of racism to win votes. Dean who is from Vermont? I think..... with a 1% black population and under his administration had NO blacks. This is the leader of the Democratic party?