Friday, September 09, 2005

Bad Food


A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Terrymum said...

HAHAHA....Does this mean you won't be happily eating your own (anniversary)wedding cake??

9.9.05  
Blogger Snoop said...

Mrs. Snoop says I HAVE to eat it....

9.9.05  
Anonymous Terrymum said...

ONLY if you WANT the marriage to last!

9.9.05  
Anonymous RON MEXICO said...

And will the marriage fail if he doesn't eat it?

10.9.05  

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